Way to make a guy feel special. Huffs.
I’m kidding of course.
I have no idea, maybe you should’ve.
Well, my particular- err, you, is deceased.
Ah, thank you.
Haha. You have a different design than the other one who followed me anyway. I really like yours, though, it’s pretty sleek and stylish. It’s like out of Tron or something, without LEDs.
What? Really?
…That’s kind of alarming. Wow.
How’d that happen?
(Source: nextstopbonercity)
bon3r c1ty sounds w31rd. l1k3 1 m1ght st3p 1n som3th1ng. n4sty, yo.
but wh4t3v3r flo4ts your ph4ll1c bo4t 1 gu3ss!!!
1’m do1ng 4w3som3, 4s usu4l. th3 4ft3rl1f3 1s pr3tty l1v3ly ton1ght h4h4h4h4h4.
Dude, it sounds hella unpleasant stepping in a puddle of dicks. Are they just a pile of dismembered members? Gross.
Well, that’s nice to hear. The afterlife doesn’t sound too bad, actually, but I have every intention of being alive.
I’m doing pretty good as well. Starting a blog is a pretty interesting venture, I gotta say.
autonomousrobotics started following you
Woah, another humanoid version of my shades.
I don’t know why I didn’t think of making you a body in my timeline.
Probably because I didn’t expect anyone to be around to appreciate it?
I don’t know.
You look pretty rocking, though.
why am i talk about naming my dick with you again
im naming mines ben afflack and therse nothing you can do about it
Because when aren’t you talking about dicks?
And why Ben Afflack when you could name it Ben Stiller?
Because then I could name mine Owen Wilson and we could be a team. Or would that be better suited to someone you’re more closer with?
Ask your regular fuck buddy if they wanna name their winkie Owen Wilson. They’ll love you for it and ravish you right there on the spot.
Whoa, now I want to have a whole group going where we all name our genitals after Mario characters. I call dibs on Bowser.
(Source: nextstopbonercity)
nextstopbonercity started following you
1 th1nk 1 got on th3 wrong tr41n.
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not!!!!
w4ssup hum4n dud3!
It’s that time of night where everyone’s going to Boner City.
Scratch that, you can go there any time of the day. That place is buzzing 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Boner City is the equivalent to New York City in the world of euphemisms.
I’m doing pretty good. How about you, alien babe?
i wasnt implying that type of blanket i was implying more of a human one to be honest
show them your ass and theyll come to you
Ah. Well, if you need me to wrap you up in a cozy layer of Dirk Strider, I’m your man.
Yeah, I’m doing that. Just look at this plush rump I got going on and tell me you wouldn’t follow me on the dot.
hear me rawr
quaint euphemism for getting an erection
if youre twelve
Well, when you say it that way. What about if you say…
No, nevermind, that’s pretty terrible too.
Damn it.
Look, I’m just going to name it Alfonso or something.
Give it a normal name, with nothing alluding to the fact that it’s my fucking dick.
Treat it like a human being.
You don’t name a cat Kitty unless you’re like, four years old.
(Source: nextstopbonercity)
MOR3 L1K3 1 H4V3 4 N4STY H4B1T OF SNUFF1NG OUT P3OPL3S SUBCONSCIOUS M4N1F3ST4T1ONS, BUT Y34H
SOM3TH1NG 4LONG THOS3 L1N3S >:]
1 R3M3MB3R YOU TOO! ST4ND1NG TH3R3 1N YOUR PR3TTY GR4P3 P4J4M4S 4ND COOL SH4D3S 4ND H4ND 1N MY F4C3
WH4T 4N 3XC3LL3NT 1NTRODUCTORY G3STUR3
BY TH3 W4Y, MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1
T3R3Z1 PYROP3
Yeah, it was the only customary thing I could do at the time. I was pretty busy, I had plans to execute.
And thanks on the compliment on my Derse PJs. They were pretty rad, I kind of miss them.
My name’s Dirk Strider. It’s nice to meet you, Terezi.
(Source: nextstopbonercity)
